I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes … she hugged me.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place.  Isn’t that handy?

There are three ways to get something done: Do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your children to do it.

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.

Advice is like cooking – you should try it before you feed it to others.