I went bald early in my life, but I still have my comb. I just can’t part with it.

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Getting older is just one body part after another saying “You think that’s bad? Watch this!”

The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to … to …. uh …

I joined a health club last year. Spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.