I really didn’t mean to push all your buttons. I was just looking for “mute.”

Background and circumstances may influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.

Thank the Lord for Facebook. Otherwise I’d have to call 674 people every day to tell them I just went to the gym.

The alternative to a vacation is to stay home and tip every third person you see.

I exercised once but found that I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous!