To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.

You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, assuming you want to catch flies.

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up.