If stress burned calories, I’d be a super model.

What does not kill you makes you stronger…

(Unless you are bleeding profusely)

Happiness is laughing with a toddler about something that makes absolutely no sense.

Here’s an easy tip for finishing every task on your to-do list: First do a chore, then put it on the list and cross it off! Repeat as needed.

I’m not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it’s not twenty-seven.