Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes … she hugged me.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place.  Isn’t that handy?

There are three ways to get something done: Do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your children to do it.