A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.

Advice is like cooking – you should try it before you feed it to others.

If you see a person without a smile, give him one of yours.

It helps if you imagine auto-correct as a tiny little elf in your phone who is trying so hard to be helpful but is in fact quite drunk.

Money can’t buy everything, but then again, neither can no money.