Why is “Sean” pronounced “Shawn” instead of  “Seen” but “Dean” is pronounced “Deen” instead of “Dawn.”

I’ve found that if you tuck one part of your pant leg into your sock, people expect less of you.

I went bald early in my life, but I still have my comb. I just can’t part with it.

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Getting older is just one body part after another saying “You think that’s bad? Watch this!”